She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
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