May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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