so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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