So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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