laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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