She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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