ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Redeem this text for a blowjob
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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