yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
two words: eviction party
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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