She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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