i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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