Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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