I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
im holly from the hills drunk
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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