Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
