"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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