My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
