It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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