If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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