Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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