He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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