Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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