But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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