Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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