My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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