hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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