You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
