so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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