My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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