I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
she told me i tasted like america
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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