Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Randomize
