New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
love makes seman taste better
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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