If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Randomize
