Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I'm having to shit out rocks
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Randomize
