Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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