discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
