Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
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