he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
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