my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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