Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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