The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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