I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
As shirtless as possible
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I think your dad took our porno
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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