so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I CAN MOONWALK!
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
