There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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