2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
either way he was missing a nipple.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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