lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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