Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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