Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
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