ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
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they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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