But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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