google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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