so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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