The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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