Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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