I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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