Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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