I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
Randomize
